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PostSubject: Your Bad Puns   Your Bad Puns Icon_minitimeSat Dec 27, 2014 12:16 pm

I thought this would be fun. Post your favorite puns. Groan inducing or not, just have fun! Here are some of my favorites!




How did Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I stayed up to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old. It has a nice hook!
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A Wrench is a great thing for a fight, for even when things get tight, you can always adjust a few nuts.
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PostSubject: Re: Your Bad Puns   Your Bad Puns Icon_minitimeSat Dec 27, 2014 12:41 pm

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe you idiot!
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Just wade and sea!
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PostSubject: Re: Your Bad Puns   Your Bad Puns Icon_minitimeThu Jun 09, 2016 1:16 am

What do you call a photographer out of control? A loose Canon!

I think that's how it went, I follow a horse photography account on Instagram that makes bad puns
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