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PostSubject: Corny Jokes   Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:46 pm

Hello everyone, I am guilty of making very corny jokes. I was wondering if you guys had any, because I like to annoy my coworkers with them, and I am started to run out of them. I can usually come up with them on the spot, but I would like a few ideas, if you guys had any :)
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PostSubject: Re: Corny Jokes   Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:55 pm

If you want corny jokes and bad puns MoonlightWonderland is the one to talk to around here! She's great at bad pickup lines and likes to flood my tumblr inbox and skype chat with them from time to time.

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PostSubject: Re: Corny Jokes   Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:57 pm

I will  have to speak with her then! lol My latest joke (that I borrowed from my favorite movie "The Pebble and The Penguin) got me banned from making jokes at one of my jobs lol. I still make them though. Rebel all the way!
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PostSubject: Re: Corny Jokes   Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:01 pm

I used to know a ton of terribly corny puns but for the life of me, I can't remember them now. D:

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PostSubject: Re: Corny Jokes   Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:09 pm

Awww D: That's alright though lol. 

At my school, we have a hallway for those that are going to be going off to become Lawyers, so I call it the "Lawway." ....My friends don't think it is very humorous though lol
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PostSubject: Re: Corny Jokes   Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:02 pm

Personally, I just quote stuff like South Park or RvB when appropriate. Though there was one time I named a wrench sword that I made The Nut Adjuster. So the lesson that I got is one liners are another way to go. Also, a thing about puns: if it's a bad or cheesy enough, and you know it, show that you enjoyed making it, and watching them cringe at it. LET THE EVIL FLOW! Muahahahaha!
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PostSubject: Re: Corny Jokes   Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:05 pm

"The Nut Adjuster" I think I may have laughed a little too hard at that. I think I make my cooworkers cringe about three times an hour. I need to step up my game though ~.~
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