/ Knight Sporks Her 'Old' Stuff \ Episode One: 'Sophisticated' [Part I]

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Hello friends and foes, welcome to a long-overdue Sporking I just figured out I needed to do~!

So to begin, I found this Inglourious Basterds fic I wrote a few years ago. 2011 I think I posted it to Quizilla. Long story short; it was bad, it never actually got finished 'cos I took it down and never looked at it again. It was BAD, people were losing their fucking minds. Well, it wasn't that bad, it was just so 'ugh'.

Anyhow, I have decided to Spork it, AND THEN,REWRITE IT to give it a proper ending. Like one of those "draw it again" art challenges -- but this time I'll write it again, and do it RIGHT (well, attempt to). I will give the female character a name so it's at least good.

*PUKE-Y GREEN IS ME FAM*

//Part 2//

The Deets -

Title: "Sophisticated"
Pairing: Reader/Donny Donowitz
Chapters: 2/3 (abandoned after second chapter)

And so we begin, oh god.

Chapter 1

It wasn’t your idea to fake being a Jew, just to join the Basterds.

It was your best friend’s idea.

Yet there was a gun fight with a bunch of criminals back in ol’ New York, and she was caught in the cross-fire and was killed.

Oh Jesus tap dancing Christ...

Now you had to journey all the way to Europe by your lone self.

The only friends you had was your talking German Shepherd dog and your journal book.

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Problems arose when the dog had run away after you were almost caught in a hail of gunfire caused by Nazi’s shooting at your dog.

As you watched the men in front of you confront a Nazi patrol unit, you decided to jot down some notes in your journal.

YEAH NO SHIT IT WOULD RUN.

(Sorry if the month/date is wrong)

June 12th, 1944

Well, I’m going to watch a German die right in front of me. Because Aldo called Donnie out and I quote “We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!”. Donny bashed his brains in, and much to my surprise; that stubborn dog came loping back over here. Funny how her name is Sterling, this shiny black German Shepherd dog likes the sounds of death. Yes, it’s official. This shit was not in my plans…

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You couldn’t help but grin as Sterling trotted over to you and put her head in your lap. You stroked her ears as Aldo called up another German.

You shot Donny a nasty look as you caught him staring at you.

Now you were really uncomfortable.

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I really want to cry this is so bad, it's only chapter 1. I'm so glad I'm better than this now. u.u

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