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 |  Subject: Spork my Fic  Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:11 pm | |
| So, after digging around for a decent reference picture, I stumbled upon an old Homestuck fanfic I wrote when I first started reading it. I knew little about our twelve trolls, save what the wiki told me and knew /nothing/ about troll canon. So here's your chance to spork my old fic~! Don't hold back, I've already learned to laugh at this, and now you can too!
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“This is fucking stupid, Zelus you’re a fucktard.” Karkat muttered as the small group of trolls marched up hill towards Gamzee‘s hive.
“How? Explain.” Zelus challenged, stopping Tavros’ wheel chair with her hands. She had taken a custom to sitting on his lap when ever they were going places together. In turn for the ride she would move the chair.
“Shut up mother fucker, keep pushing Tavros’ fucking chair Zel.” Gamzee interrupted irrated from walking behind the two on the steep hill.
“No.”
“Do it fucker.”
“Gamzee just, ugh, forget about it.” Tavros plead, getting involved with the conversation.
“Make me.”
With no warning Gamzee lunged at Zelus, pushing both Tavros and the chair further up the path.
“Get off me you ICP wanna be!”
“You motherfucker! I thought we were fucking bros!”
“Your argument is invalid!”
Before Gamzee could retaliate, all three of them crashed into a nearby tree. Tavros tangled in his wheelchair and Zelus underneath Gamzee, his horn tangled with hers.
“Ow! The hell get off!” She cried in pain as Gamzee attempted to pull in vain.
“Shit, motherfucker has horns of steel.” He complained, trying to stand.
He pulled Zelus up with him and they were face to face. That’s when he noticed it. A large bruise right above her left eye, normally her hair would have covered it.
“Did that motherfucker do that to you?” Gamzee demanded holding her close.
He watched as the color drained from her face. Karkat and Tavros were silent as they watched her reaction. Ever since Zelus joined up with the group of twelve trolls, Equius had an unhealthy fascination with her. From where she was from, blood meant nothing. Her rank was won by her ancestor during a fabled race. She was the highest class a troll from her session could be. Her blood however, black as it was, would normally be considered a mutation for the other trolls. Equius didn’t know how to treat her, and it didn’t help that she constantly challenged him.
“Is that why you’ve been pissy lately?” Karkat asked, having been in a similar situation with Nepeta.
“I got to fucking go.” Zelus twisted her horns in the opposite direction and released them from Gamzee’s. Small black tears started to appear at the slight movement. Gamzee growled, no wonder she rode in Tavros’ chair. It must hurt to walk. She turned then and ran back to her hive.
“Zelus I swear I’ll kill the motherfucker if he hurts you!” Gamzee screamed after her, she didn’t stop.
“Motherfucker!” He ran after her, but she was too fast. It was the damn Rat in her.
“Gamzee…I think we should, ugh, probably just leave her alone.” Tavros said sadly.
“Fucker…” Gamzee muttered kicking at the ground.
~~
Zelus looked around her hive sadly. The purple walls and dark blue ceiling made it seem more gloomy then it should have been. She glanced at her teal husktop, a few messages popped up. Sighing deeply she checked it, burying herself in her blue beanbag chair.
There were four, one from Gamzee, one from Terezi and two from Equius
TC: zEl YoU bEtTeR gEt YoUr FuCkInG aSs OvEr hErE
GC: G4MZ33 TOLD M3 TH1NGS 4R3 H4PP3N1NG 3XPL41N
CT: D--> I demand to know why Gamzee keeps bothering me, about you none the less
CT: D-- > Oh, I get it What have you been telling him Its your worthless rat b100d that will be spilled if you don’t tell me
She groaned ignoring his messages, instead going to Terezi’s.
TC: /sigh Noth!n he found a bru!se on my face…y?~
GC: A BRU1S3 1M ASK1NG B3C4US3 GAMZ33 1S FL1PP1NG SH1T
TC: Really? He wants me to go to h!s h!ve r!ght now~…
GC: GO 1 GOT TO G3T OFF
She watched as Terezi went off line.
Zelus logged herself off and got ready to head out to Gamzee’s hive.
~~
“Its raining…” Zelus mused as she pushed past Gamzee and stood in the center of his hive.
“State the obvious Zel. Motherfucking obvious.”
“Ok, Gamzee will rot his fangs out with that Faygo shit.”
“Fucker your starting to sound like him.”
Zelus put a hand over her mouth as she realized that. Despite her hatred for the troll, Equius was still her kismesis, it was not hard to mimic him.
“I’m sorry Gamz…I know your just trying to help…” She trailed off then as a thought accrued to her, “Fuck I’ve never even tried Faygo because he told me not too!”
Gamzee just stared at her, wide eyed, looking around his hive for the nearest bottle. He picked up a blue bottle that read, ‘Blueberry Raspberry Faygo, its Dee-licious!’
“Drink it, all of it, Motherfucking now.” Gamzee said presenting the bottle to her.
“But what if I don’t like it? It would be a waste.” Zelus said as a devious thought crossed her mind.
Being the manipulative troll she was, she decided that she wanted to be in command for once. Have a little fun if you will.
“Fuck then I’ll drink the mother fucker and leave some for you.” Gamzee said and began to drink the blue liquid.
Zelus watched as some of it lingered on his lips. Perfect.
She took the near empty bottle and sipped it. Words could not describe the bliss she was in. It was as if the sweetest nectar of the most forbidden fruit had passed through her black lips to dance amongst her taste buds.
“Pretty fucking good, huh?” Gamzee smirked as he watched Zelus’ pupils dilate.
She didn’t respond, just stared at Gamzee, the sweet nectar still on his lips.
“Zel? You fucking alright?”
She took a step closer.
“The fuck it wrong with you?”
Another step, she licked her own lips and whispered, “More…”
“Back the fuck off!”
Zelus jumped Gamzee, knocking him to the floor and resting herself between his legs. Her lips crashed against his tasting the sweet faygo on him. He tensed before relaxing holding her against him while she licked at his lips. He opened her mouth with his tongue, giving her a better taste. She smirk as he explored, she mimicking him soon after. If anything the Faygo tasted sweeter. Breaking for breath the two trolls just stared at each other.
“You taste good…” Zelus coyly stated kissing Gamzee’s cheek.
“The fucking miracle of Faygo.” Gamzee smirked, holding her close.
An awkward silence filled the room as Zelus pondered something.
“Gamzee?”
“Yeah?”
“Are you my Matesprits?” A dark black blush crossed the bridge of her nose as she spoke.
Gamzee was silent, he didn’t know how to respond. Where Zelus was from they had a less confusing way to tell Relationships. He wondered if she even fully understood the concept of a Matesprits.
He pushed her off of himself and stood up, Zelus staring up at him with hopeful eyes.
“Zel…were morials…just like how you and Tavros are.” Gamzee muttered turning away from her.
The silence that followed was nerve racking, Gamzee half expected her to laugh, to announce that it was just one of her mind game like jokes. Instead he was rewarded with a sniveling sound.
He turned to see her balling her eyes out, black dripping from her face. He sighed, not wanting to deal with this.
The next thing that happened seemed like a blur. He saw Zelus stand up, wipe her face and turn to leave. A normal reaction, considering what happened. What he didn’t see was her reach into her pocket and equip her Blade Gauntlet. He didn’t see her land a punch right in his face but he felt it, and would keep feeling it for weeks. He heard her chocked laughter as she left.
~~
For the next few days Zelus would be found hanging out with Nepeta and Equius, each day she would avoid Gamzee and become a little meeker. Gamzee had a large bruise on his chin from where Zelus punched him. Word had gotten out and Equius seemed enraged that a ‘peasant blood’ would even dare think to harm him. He had promised Gamzee that he would punish her but he hadn‘t. Not till this morning anyway.
It started off as a normal day. A bunch of the trolls where hanging out on the shore line, enjoying their summer when Nepeta and Zelus showed up. Most greeted them and went back to what they were doing. Zelus was still avoiding Gamzee so he just watched as she went to sit with Tavros, Sollux and Karkat. Tavros was the first to point it out.
“Zelus w-what happened?”
Everyone turned and put her on the spot. She was missing something when she greeted Tavros. Something she was always flashing. Her left fang.
Her face paled as she quickly closed her mouth.
“Nothing.” She slurred in response.
Gamzee was furious, crushing the bottle of Faygo he was holding. He walked over to the group of four and made Zelus look up at him.
“That’s not fucking nothing. He did this to you, didn’t the motherfucker?”
“Why do you care? We’re just morials, idiot.” Her words stung him but he saw in her eyes that she was still hurt.
“Do you know what a mother fucking morial does? A morial protects their other morial,” He paused as her eyes scanned his, “No matter how fucking arrogant they are.”
She was silent, tears in her eyes.
“Now…did that motherfucker do that to you for what you did to me?” He asked once more.
“Y-yes…” She stuttered as she spoke.
Gamzee sat with her, waiting for Equius to show up. An awkward silence as everyone waited with bated breath.
Zelus was on edge. Every sound made her flinch even the wind caused her to look around.
“Gamzee…” She whispered slurring his name.
“Yeah?”
“Does the lisp make me sound stupid?”
Gamzee gave a small smile, “It sounds pretty fucking cute.”
She smiled, an almost flawless smile. Then she looked at the ground sadly, “I’m going ‘home’ tomorrow…”
Gamzee was silent, just staring at the troll before him. Deep down he knew she would have to leave eventually, from the day she appeared from that Session with the astrological ‘other’ trolls.
“I found out how to chat with my friends…and…I miss him…”
Gamzee glared daggers at Zelus before demanding, “Whose the motherfucker?”
Zelus looked up at him, “Modeste Postulat, an Ox troll…in your ways he is my Matesprite.”
Enraged Gamzee stood up and began walking away, calling over his shoulder he growled, “Then get that mother fucker to fight your fucking battles for you, Rat.”
A wave of talk flew over the crowd of trolls, gossip on their lips.
“Z-Zelus are you going to be ok?” Tavros asked putting his hand on her shoulder.
Zelus sighed deeply and slurred in response, “Yes…besides I appear to have overstayed my visit…I’ll message you Tav.”
With that she began to walk to her hive, and she never looked back.
No one has seen her since, once in a blue moon she’ll be online and will get flooded with messages from the trolls. She’ll only ever respond in an odd code like way, her text appearing as 子 her Zodiac symbol, in turn the Trolls text appears in their symbol. Only from 23:00 to 1:00 will her text be uncoded.
And that is the tale of the envious, charismatic, and manipulating Chinese Zodiac Troll, Zelus Invidi.
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