MISSION S.P.O.R.K. - Beyond Nightmares 9

Subject: MISSION S.P.O.R.K. - Beyond Nightmares 9 Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:50 am

{|Mission Start|}

Are we sure this is the last video feed labeled 'Beyond Nightmares'? Good.

Quote :: Zzzz!!!! Where I'm I? Zzzzz!!!! What happen? Zzzzz!!!! Am I dead? Zzzzz!!!! ....Who is that snoring? Zzzzz!!!! I open my eyes and I don't see nothing but darkness and Zzzzz!!!! Yeah, snoring. That was snoring? I thought someone was getting electrocuted. Foolish me for hoping it had been SkySue. I realized that I was tied up and I turn my head and I saw the brunette man name Chris and I tell you one thing he can snore...Zzzzz....I laugh and I elbow him in the side and he jumped up and said randomly,

So, SkySue is tied up and in an unknown area and she... laughs? She is not at all serious about any of this?

Quote :: -Chris:"Yeah thats good...." then he slowly going to sleep and I elbow him again and he jump and said again randomly, "That hurt....!? Sky, is that you?"
-Sky:"Yes. What did you dream about?"
-Chris:"Dream? Um...is...about you."
-Sky:"What about me?"
-Chris:"......You know...." I turn red and I said,
-Sky:"Pervert."

Quote :: -Chris:"Sorry."
-Sky:"Enough, we need to get out of here."
-Chris:"Hang on, I have a knife in my pocket." he reached out for his knife and he cut the binds and we went lose and I got up and he did too. If it was that easy to get loose than whoever kidnapped these assholes clearly needs to be shot. They aren't doing their job correctly. I walked over to the door and try to open it but it's lock so Chris said while he stood across the room from the door and I got out of the way and I watched as Chris charged at the door and when he hit it he flew back onto the floor and I laughed and I saw the button on the side and I said and push the button,

Whatever happened to SkySue taking command and kicking through doors, huh? Did SkySue finally give his manhood back to him?

Quote :: -Sky:"Well why won't you look at that. It has a button to open the door." Chris look up at me and I just give him a sweet smile and he said, Of course she would find some way to undermind Chris when he does something manly or otherwise productive.
-Chris:"Can you give me some credit?"
-Sky:"Oh." I started to clap sarcasticly and he said getting up,
-Chris:"Thank you for your sarcasm Miss.Koenig."
-Sky:"No problem Crissy."
-Chris:"Oh God!!! Not a nickname."
-Sky:"Yes a nickname." I walked out and and I saw that we are in a lab and I said, "Well, we're here."

Again, people, these are the protagonists we are supposed to be supporting and rooting for. Have fun with those nightmares.

Quote :: -Chris:"Hey look a rocket scientist."
-Sky:"Bite me."
-Chris:"Really?"
-Sky:"No."
-Chris:"Party pooper." we walked down the hall and we went into rooms and I found a note and...?

Management, this video feed has been completed. Where am I headed next?

Your new coordinates have been sent to you. You will be meeting with Manic who is on the way to her next mission.

Affirmative.